If I see someone driving a hummer around S.F.
When I end up at Bar None on a Saturday night
When I go to Nightlife at the Academy of Sciences
When my name finally gets called at San Tung
When You Want To Try One Of Everything At Off The...
When Someone Yells "Back Door" & Doesn't Step Down
When I hear my window neighbors fighting, I have...
Trying not to look like a tourist when I take...