WHEN I WATCH JEREMY ABBOTT SKATE
whatshouldfigureskaterscallme: I’m just like
When someone asks if there will be a wait at Burma...
2:33am - When you finally flag down an empty cab...
whilstinsf: Submission by: <Anonymous>
ohno-polio: Tip for modern adulterers: If you’re planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn’t live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers;